Top 10 Halloween Costume Dont's
1. Don't Be Too Plain!
It is the time of the year to be daring and fun! You want to stand out, try not to choose a really plain costumes!
2. Do not Humiliate yourself!
Yeah you want to be remembered, but not made fun of for the next decade of your life!
3. Don't Obama it out.
That is so last year and everyones starting to get tired of it! If your face looks like this mask, do your self a favor and find another one!
4. Don't be too rude or raunch!
Everyone loves the funny guy, but beware of the people around you and do not take it too far! No one jewish wants to see Hitler on Halloween!
5. Umm...
Enough Said.
6. Don't Frighten small children!
Don't get me wrong... Hell yeah the Donnie Darko Rabbit is a great Selection, But don't answer trick or treaters with this shit on. That is just wrong, and you might get knocked out by the Pissed-in-pants-five-year-old's dad!
7. Just because you have a good sense of humor does not mean your Toddler does
This is just cruel. Your baby or tater tot is meant to be adorable. I wouldn't blame them if they threw up all over this purple hell. Or doodied in their whoopi Cushion.
8. Christmas Costumes
C'Mon... Its Halloween. Christmas will be here soon, don't ruin the spooky spirit!!
9. Do not Save your Slutty costume to entertain the boys in uniform
Lol. Or push a stroller trick or treating wearing this!
10. Don't Spend too much
Try to make a budget for you and/or your family. Remember you can also rent certain costumes from places. Check your phone book for costume rentals.
1. Don't Be Too Plain!It is the time of the year to be daring and fun! You want to stand out, try not to choose a really plain costumes!
2. Do not Humiliate yourself!
Yeah you want to be remembered, but not made fun of for the next decade of your life!
3. Don't Obama it out.That is so last year and everyones starting to get tired of it! If your face looks like this mask, do your self a favor and find another one!
4. Don't be too rude or raunch!
Everyone loves the funny guy, but beware of the people around you and do not take it too far! No one jewish wants to see Hitler on Halloween!
5. Umm...
Enough Said.
6. Don't Frighten small children!
Don't get me wrong... Hell yeah the Donnie Darko Rabbit is a great Selection, But don't answer trick or treaters with this shit on. That is just wrong, and you might get knocked out by the Pissed-in-pants-five-year-old's dad!
7. Just because you have a good sense of humor does not mean your Toddler doesThis is just cruel. Your baby or tater tot is meant to be adorable. I wouldn't blame them if they threw up all over this purple hell. Or doodied in their whoopi Cushion.
8. Christmas CostumesC'Mon... Its Halloween. Christmas will be here soon, don't ruin the spooky spirit!!
9. Do not Save your Slutty costume to entertain the boys in uniform
Lol. Or push a stroller trick or treating wearing this!
10. Don't Spend too much
Try to make a budget for you and/or your family. Remember you can also rent certain costumes from places. Check your phone book for costume rentals.
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